Jonathan was quiet but you could see in his dreamy eyes he did like the girls. He married quite young for these times (age 21). This poem links to the one I did for his older brother, Aaron. To Jonathan Shapiro on his Bar Mitzvah Your mother is a DDS, your dad a PHD At Harvard, brother Aaron's favorite word is me-me-me So for 13 years your fate has been rank obscurity What's it been like in that shade? Have you worked or have you played? What cute girl friends have you made? Confess Jonathan, before its too late Tell precisely when you began to date And which of these beauties will be your mate? I see you smile but still keep quiet For you only like to talk at night Long after you have shut off the light The secret's out, you're not so sly You couldn't hide your twinkling eye And by the way, zip up your fly But lets end on more serious notes Not about sowing your wild oats Or about your political votes Those glowing eyes have said to me You really feel that you are free To be just what you want to be So now that you've duly passed the mitzvah bar Set out joyfully and steer straight for your star Which will only cost your parents one more car. 30 May 1992