This poem was written for the retirement of Bernice's principal, who never liked me much at all. In fact, I got strong vibes she disliked me. But she loved Bernice and I think she was a good principal based on all Bernice said. So I wrote this poem, which Bernice read at her retirement dinner. With few changes the poem is generic, as I intended. Reflections on a Suburban School Day To Vanessa Smith, Principal Dorchester School, Woodcliff Lake I'm on my way before the morn The roads are dark, the school forlorn And when I switch my office light I look outside and its still night Teachers arrive before the sun. Preparing for each day of fun. They beautify their rooms and yearn To help the children grow and learn Six hundred children - even more Come flitting past my office door While I with smile watch them all Pump life into the empty hall No day runs as smooth as oil Rapid growth mandates turmoil Each day dragons must be slayed Each wound needs the right band aid Teachers come with ruffled feathers Strained by legalistic tethers Some kids they'd surely like to strangle I guide them toward a gentler angle Next is the nervous parents' turn I mollify their deep concern Showing how well their children fare Under our expert, guiding care I also sometimes feel great pain And wish that I too could complain But a principal must confide In herself and bear grief inside. Then give to each a hearty greeting Words to inspire ev'ry meeting Write programs, proposals and reviews Keeping abreast of all crucial news. A principal's labors never cease Sometimes nightfall won't bring release But days are filled with unmeasured joys Of delicious little girls and boys They cry, they laugh, they graduate And lucky that its been my fate To help their minds light up on fire When I see them I can't retire. But ten years now I've run the school I hope its been a golden rule For me it's been a thrilling run. No greater prize could e'er be won. Postscript So next year stop and think of me When you're at work and I am free And most of all I'd have you know Oh, all the places I will go! From Bernice Rosenberg Gedzelman Stanley David Gedzelman Written 06 May 2003 But ten years now I've run the show The time has come for me to go Lounging in the topical air Knowing that soon you'll join me there