Another in the series of dueling poems with Bob and Huey along with Bob's response. I was writing with such frequency that I began walking around rhyming everything. To me a poem must rhyme to be a poem. I am limited in my tastes as everyone who knows me well knows. But my limitations are so wonderful. 14 September 2002 Response to the series of poems by Bob (and Huey) This craze of ours will have to cease No ifs, no ands, no buts Cause until then I'll get no peace I'm quickly going nuts. I step to metre, march in time I dare not hesitate My mind obsesses over rhyme My heart beats syncopate. When you respond I can't resist I fear I'll soon be fired So now I beg you to desist Until I have retired. From Bob Now that tomorrow is Yom Kippur I hope you're feeling a bit more chipper After all it is much hipper To feel better off than worse So take it slow, take it cool Don't go acting like a fool And I know that in a bit you'll Put behind this awful curse